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The New Issue Is Out! Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine: Summer Luvin'

It took a bit longer than I expected as responsibilities keep us from doing what we like. The zine and compilation album is out now! There's an interview and a haiku from Mykel Board, who the old punks will remember from "You're Wrong" in Maximum Rocknroll. Mykel is a big fan, but he said on his blog that there were no genitals in the last issue; well, Mykel, You're wrong! Look again! If you missed the last issue, "Is Risen," download that issue's pdf here. and see if you can find my junk; it's small.

NOW, this blog  post is a companion to the zine as there are show reviews, a compilation album, and a whole lot of small font, y'all can't read! So go to Sorry State Records, Panther Lake, or other places in the Triangle are and find a zine or send me money on paypay $2 zine only $4 with cd $8 with tape or download the pdf of the zine and the mp3's from mediafire for fucking free, but paper is punker! 

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE LASTEST ISSUE OF MURDER & MAYHEM"S PUNK ZINE pdf download


The compilation has classic from INEPT; REGURGISTATE; THE DIRTY POLITICIANS; THE LOUTS and returning are THE (un)CIVIL SOCIETY: DEAD STUFF; LONE CREEP; DWIGHT HAWKINS; there's debuts from SHIT TAX; RIVER CITY REJECTS; DEAD BABY BIRTHDAY PARTY, and I am honored to present, BÖDEL  and the single, "Bilan Faller" ; BÖDEL is Swedish d-beat and who doesn't like that shit? check them out please! BÖDEL www.cramada.se go to their webpage      Then there are tracks by famous punks who have been mentioned in the zine b4, as well as a TREY OF TODAY joint. Of course, the cd and tape will have much more; go to https://audiomack.com/treyoftoday/album/summer-zine-comp if you would prefer to stream for free or download all the mp3's here

After you have downloaded the comp and zine This post will fill in the blanks and provide you all the audio and video stimuli you desire.

Mayhem Fest @ Panther Lake; Willow Spring fall '24 

Mayhem fest needs performers, vendors, anyone! If y'all are within a day's drive of Raleigh, check out Panther Lake facebook now you see Panther Lake is a millpond with all we need for a great show. There is a stage, electricity, bathrooms, y'all can camp, we'll cook burgers and tofu dogs, drink beers, and smoke weed, and maybe catch a "foul-mouth bass." 
 
Look seriously, we have fun at Panther Lake; take a look at these next two videos:

Y'all see we party.
But we need punk and hardcore out there. You see Samme, from REGURGISTATE is what makes Panther Lake awesome. Samme was involved in anti racist action; food not bombs; and diy punk for over 30 years. He's got lots on his plate and kids and stuff so cant get out much, so let's bring bands to him! C'mon all you d-beat bands! POLLUTE, y'all would be perfect! Anyone on Sorry State Records or Grave Mistake would be more than welcomed; we'd be honored to have SCARECROW join in the kaos (i think y'all played there b4). Any of you c'mon, bring a tent! Sleep in your van; we'll cook for you and provide beers; if you need gas money, let us know. Serious as fuck MAYHEM FEST! Late Sept / early October, maybe MYKEL BOARD can come down and start some shit. I dunno whoever; c'mon y'all! I know we got lurkers here; maybe it's time for another DIRTY POLITICIANS reunion or maybe Senor 13 can stop being 2 kewl and BLOOD RED RIVER can play by the lake; that would be action-adventure, but they will need to play some PSYCHO 13 or they could gtfo. Seriously, Panther Lake do it for REGURGISTATE; for MAYEM! Only 16 miles from downtown Raleigh, anything goes except racism, sexism, and that bullshit...

Look how fucking awesome Reguristate was:

courtesy of Andy Miller; goddamn. I miss The Caboose in Garner, NC

ok, now that my invitation to Mayhem fest is complete, the zine has lotsa show reviews. So here are videos for the shows reviewed:

CIRCLE JERKS in Raleigh

GEEKED in Chapel Hill @ Local 506

ABSOLUT in Raleigh


DAIKAIJU in Raleigh


DELETAR in Raleigh


RAVE @ PANTHER LAKE; we were trying to attract extra terrestrials 

THE CHISEL in Chapel Hill 

THE CHISEL were fucking awesome! Here is a special for my blog readers: download a video from that same show here, never seen b4 or uploaded, you can be the first to put it on YouTube, credit THE CHISEL, the LOcal 506, and Rhiannon Revenge, speaking of the sexy Mizz Mayhem, she doesn't know why more of y'all don't want to see her boobs out in clown make up as she whips my little dick. If you are into weird shit like that here's a short clip: crazy topless punk clown whipping a pathetic wittol

now the haiku from poet, punk, and author; Mykel Board:

at the urinal --
young man on a iPhone,
misses

-Mykel Board

 



OK y'all once again here are all the important links and stuff:

The (un)Civil Society https://theuncivilsociety.com/
I'd also like to thank Jeff Ott, Samme, Liberty Lovecat, Dwight Hawkins, and of course Jared from INEPT and A-Team Records; he has a new book Down The Punk Rock Highway check out YAGE PUNK COLLECTIVE FACEBOOK GROUP or go here Punk rock highway
Mykel Board, the reason this blog exists https://mykelsblog.blogspot.com/

last time the compilation is available to download https://www.mediafire.com/file/vgb513rql7ikkvd/SummerComp.zip/file or stream at: https://audiomack.com/treyoftoday/album/summer-zine-comp

until next time......... Take it sleazy, Trey of Today 





 






Happy St Paddy's Day where would I be without Patty Punk?

 In 1998, on my 21st birthday I saw THE DROPKICK MURPHY'S and went out and got a Guinness label with "Barroom Hero" written across it. 'twas new feelin', I do enjoy oi oi the DM's but like most good bands, their first album was the best Do or Die is fuckin' amazing, I just finished lissenin 2 it, and thought about about how the DMs were kick ass, but the shit they inspired was so overdone in the MySpace days; who remembers Flatfoot 56? They were fun! Silly as shit, but I just started hanging out with this hot-ass chick that I never thought was that hot, but after this show, and this picture of her, I knew I wanted that honey pot at the end of the rainbow. 

So enuff thinking; it's saint patrick's day! Start Drinking! 

The new zine is out MURDER & MAYHEM IS RISEN! You may have picked up one at a show this past weekend, please Enjoy oi oi oi it! I mailed out a bunch as well; if you're punk, check your mailbox! BUT if you haven't read the premier issue, Murder & Mayhem Is Dead. This is your lucky day, this fairy is giving you Murder & Mayhem Records' classic: DRUNK'S NOT DEAD  featuring 4 songs about drinking, including: The Louts, Boot Militia, the Bad Preachers, and Die Strohsacke. So get drunk. stay punk, and always go after that Pot o' Gold (or honey). 

Drunks Not Dead ep (mp3) Murder & Mayhem Is Dead Punk Zine (pdf) artwork of 7" included


Now, get drunk and put on some Pogues! Then write me a dirty limerick! 

The beer was died green!
it was so obscene
the emerald vomit
the chartreuse shit
gross things best left unseen.

Do you hate my poems? Write your own then, motherfucker!

I'll be posting videos and more downloads of shit this week! Get in touch for the zine and comp! But it's only for the punks.


March Mayhem!

Hey y’all,

Just like Jesus and THE PIST, Murder and Mayhem has rez-erekted! Yep; Murder & Mayhem Is Risen! How could it not?  You obviously loved the first issue of the zine, and surprisingly, you all are tone-deaf because I have heard compliments on the comp! I hope you meant it because in 7 days, 1 week, specifically on March 8th, the next project will drop like bombs over Gaza! The zine is full of punk. I mean poems, stories, games, shit-talking, prison art, and maybe even some pussy! The comp will feature awesome 90’s hardcore from well known assholes: BORN AGAINST and DROPDEAD, to old NCHC: REGURGISTATE and INEPT. Then new shit from the misanthropic, LONECREEP and of kourse, it will be spliced with your favorite Murder & Mayhem bands. Of course, some drunk asshole probably will slip some spoken turd on it as well. If you’re in Raleigh, look for it next weekend.  if your punk enuff, start looking in your mailbox around the time you’re blowing up chunks of shamrocks and leprechaun jism. But if I don’t know who the fuck you are, PayPal me $1.50 for the zine and send your address. If you are some weird foreigner, email me and I’ll send you a pdf. The compilation will be $4 on cd and have 77 minutes of various punk noise; the cASSette is $6 ppd, and  has 45 minutes of punk on the B side and the A-side will be filled with randumb A-Sides!!!!! If you don’t get the reference, you ain’t punk! Go away pozer!

To celebrate the release, I am giving you the pages from the first issue, Murder & Mayhem is Dead,  containing the poem: “punk altitude.” To go along with the theme, watch the video of TSOL perform “Code Blue” in Asheville, NC on sept 23, 2023. 

I am also attaching a link to an article from The Mountain Xpress LINK HERe, as some of you think that the CIRCLE JERKS are cool, especially their BLACK FLAG reject, tubi-star singer. Truth is that Jerk keeps punks out of work. Commercial punk aint punk at all. And please, I'm not making fun of him for being old; CIRCLE JERKS haven't been good since 1984. If they had new material, I would sing a different tune, like I wish the cj's would. 

You know who else is commercial punk? NOFX, but at least they were good in 1994; I hope not to see Fat Mike in a club in 20 years singing "linoleum."  I would much rather see Fat Mike sing "Six Pack Girls" on Mykel Board's floor while Joanna Angel kicks him in los testiculos, all while, Board writes haikus, and I get high! That'll be punk, maybe we'll have that adventure in July, stay tuned...

So here you are a sample of Trey of Today poetry, and a song made popular by Suburbia. 







This blog will be updated soon with links to all the bands, writers, and more info. Email me at treyoftoday@yahoo.com  to send me money or love! 

I’m leaving you with a reader submitted  collage, from a prisoner who really wants penpals. I guarantee that you will be surprised what he sends you, so make mAyhEm and communicate with someone out of your circle today. BE PUNk; write A letter to: Kyle Nonneman / Snake River Correctional / 777 Stanton Blvd. / Ontario, OR 97914
If you’re real brave tell him that gg Allin was just as fake as Marilyn Manson and how much you love Riot Grrrl; lol, tell me what he says to that and I’ll send you a Circle Jerks button for your jacket! 


More prison art, poems, and shit talking in the zine next weekend! Precum it today!

The only thing I’m lacking, to make it great would be a haiku about…. So if anyone can send me a haiku; I will by them a beer or bedbug bomb. Fuck, it’s March 1st; let me go  see what Mykel wrote about this month. Keep checking back for updates, random thoughts, and overflow from the zine. There will also be new YouTube videos and other fucking nonsense going on too! 

Go now: make more mayhem, morons! 






Happy Birthday! Mykel Board

 Hoy es el 31 de enero de 2024. So I must say happy birthday to my favorite writer, Mykel Board. I just finished reading Even a Daughter Is Better Than Nothing; I was thoroughly entertained and rarely grossed out. Board is also an accomplished haiku-ist, but us old punks know him from "You're Wrong" back when MRR was a thing. If you miss his column, he has a blog that's pretty much the same shit: Mykel's BLOG.

He was the inaugural centerfold for Murder & Mayhem's Zine, but more than that he's a rockstar! I made a playlist of Board doing various things on utube, including singing for ARTLESS.  Check it out my playlist for when ur Board

Buy his books here: thriftbooks-M.Board 

I will meet Mykel this summer if the dark lord allows.

Baywatch II, now it's sexy