Here's Y'all's Treat

Now that the Murder & Mayhem's Halloween Zine has been distributed and Mayhem Fest has come to an end, it is time to give this shit to everyone for fucking free! Here's the link to download the zine on mediafire:  

                                                                Samhain zine .pdf 

Download the Halloween Zine pdf here

Download the 13 song soundtrack featuring RUM LUCK; KIFF; DEAD STUFF and of course PSYCHO 13 here

or stream the comp on audiomack here

There is much more to tell you, so watch this blog in the final days of this Samhain Season for more more ghastly delights. If you want the paper copy, it's $2.00 or trade 4 ur stoopid zine! The next post will dive deeper into what the paper copy couldn't fit. I leave you with some sexy graveyard goth pics.                                                                     

                                                                Happy Fall Y'all! 

 

Murder & Mayhem's Halloween Zine is the treat the punks have been waiting all year for.

Oi! You Punks & Drunks,

Are you like me and live to be a freak? Do you like to dress like a zombie slut, snort pixie sticks, get pissed drunk, and eat so much candy that Keith Morris has better blood sugar levels than you? Then you must check out the fourth issue of Murder & Mayhem! Usually, Mayhem is 4 punx only, but in the spirit of Samhain, even if you aren't as punk as puke, the zine is still fun! But, please don't think that I sold out like Jared 4skin did with his shitty book Going Down The Punk Rock Highway; the Trey of Today will never let THE LOUTS, be sold on walmart or amazon. The Mayhem Zine is always DIY! So, the Halloween Zine features punks from all genres, ages, and countries! There's interviews with Raleigh legends: punk rock cartoonist, and POLVO member, Brian Walsby! Brian drew a beautiful cover; Walsby's talented! Another longtime Raleigh fuck up, Andy, from KIFF gives us more evidence of his love for KISS. Then there's the young punks keeping alive the tradition COC  started: Pollute. and Chapel Hill freaks GEEKED. There's mayhem from a metalhead of HELLWITCH. Poetry including a horror haiku from my master, Mykel Board. I'm glad that piece of shit contributed; can you believe Mykel Board hates Halloween? I mean just read his blog post on the subject. Last year I sent him some candy laced with rat poison and other tricks and treats. He had his scrooge epiphany and contributed a Horror Haiku. There's also the chaos and porn you expect from the brand that bought you DRUNK's NOT DEAD.

Usually, I put links for the free download to the mp3's and pdf of the zine, but y'all are 2 spoiled. I will post a link to the pdf on AnarchoPunk.net  soon, but not here until October. My zine is paper not digital. If you want a paper copy send me $2 or a trade; email TREYOFTODAY@YAHOO.COM for contact; or paypal me. If you want the comp on cd plus bonus trax send me 5 bux or trade. You can here the 13 song track featuring "Elm Street" by Rum Luck, a MISFITS cover by DEAD STUFF, Muder & Mayhem's own horror punk, PSYCHO 13 ,and a live song by TSOL, you can guess which one at

cover art by Brian Walsby

                                                        Audiomack: HALLOWEEN ZINE

The Ministers, Martyrs, and Maniacs should be checking their mailboxes for MAYHEM; there are a few at Panther Lake, Chapel of Bones, and maybe some are still at King's, I haven't got down to Sorry State yet, but I will soon. GEEKED is playing at Neptune's in Raleigh on September 26th, and if I don't get abducted by aliens, Mayhem will be there!

Speaking of being abducted by aliens, at the debut MAYHEM last night at Panther Lake, we were visited from the extraterrestrial realm. It's good to see that Brian Walsby's art and Mykel Board's poems are enjoyed intergalactically. See for yourself, they seem to love sAmmEe but who doesn't?

I will post links to the pdf in October as well as other tricks and treats. But until then, I will leave you with live footage from Geeked and Pollute.

The next issue of Murder & Mayhem will be the last! If you want in on this shit, get in touch with me before we slaughter the turkeys! Stay tuned to this blog for more MAYHEM to celebrate Satan's birthday this spooky season and updates on punk shows and other nonsense!  

The Halloween Zine is done!

 Murder & Mayhem’s Halloween Zine is complete! There’s art by the punk cartoonist Brian Walsby, a horror haiku by Mykel Board, and interviews with Andy from KIFF, Pollute., Geeked, and more mAyhEm! It was completed on Friday the 13th, but I didn’t get to distribute or do the accompanying blog post as I was too busy getting my balls busted and hearing about how much of a sissy I am, but next week, come to Panther Lake as the real og crust punx of Raleigh, throw a rave, with hope to attract our extra terrestrial allies to save us. I don’t know what the fuck I am going on about, but the sexy Samme, the marvelous milf, Miss Mayhem, and myself will be consuming fungi and dancing our sexy asses off. If it’s anything like the last one, it will be wild! So September 21st, join us at Panther Lake in Willow Spring to get fucked up and do fucked up shit. Also look out for more info as Murder & Mayhem is moving, so a mayhem fest must happen either at the Mayhem house or Panther Lake. So stay tuned for the official release of the Halloween Zine and be the first to get it in person next weekend at Panther Lake. 

And here’s footage from the last Trance mission:   

The links for the zine and comp will be posted by the time we escape this planet. Follow the links in the sidebar for the previous issues. 

Next Week…Be Afraid

On Friday, the 13th, there will be mAyhEm! Featuring a new genre of poetry: HORROR HAIKU, with one of the greatest haikuist of the 20th Century Mykel Board 

There is art by and and interview with the punk rock cartoonist, BRIAN WALSBY! Also featuring interviews with: POLLUTE., GEEKED, RIOT DIVISION, KIFF, and more! 

Until then, enjoy oi! Oi! Oi! RIOT DIVISION’s video with the real Wednesday Addams, 

Or go download a clip of a topless clown whipping a little dick

u know u want to

Friday the 13th

The Friday after next will be terrifying! On Friday the Thirteenth, Murder & Mayhem will release its Halloween Zine; featuring interviews with: GEEKED, KIFF, POLLUTE., RIOT DIVISION, and more; plus an original horror haiku from Maximum Rocknroll’s MYKEL BOARD, and art from Brian Walsby. Of course it will also have the usual mayhem that y’all crave. 

So in a bit over a week, check your mailboxes, go to Sorry State Records, or check out the remnants of PSYCHO 13, BLOOD RED RIVER play with KIFF at Chapel of Bones in Raleigh on Friday, September 13th.

KIFF is also playing on September 14th, but I will most likely go to the fetish event at the Wicked Witch in Raleigh that night. Though the Vampire Ball might be sexier.

Stay tuned to this blog for more information about the HALLOWEEN ZINE and Murder & Mayhem’s Punk Picnic at Panther Lake.

Until then, catch up on reading the last issue of the zine and listen to the last compilation: Download SUMMER LUVIN zine and album on mediafire

Halloween Zine update

 Yo you creepy fuckers,

Are y’all ready for a cliche haunted Halloween issue? To make it even spookier, I will try to have it out on Friday the 13th! We are also working on Murder & Mayhem hosts a Night of the Living Dead (stuff). Have the modern day Elvira, hmm, I meant Vampira, Rhiannon Revenge, and the primal Johnny Wylde, host Romero’s classic zombie flick. Knowing Johnny and Revenge, more the brains will be eaten and they will both blow more than your mind. See the zine and follow this blog for more info about the movie.

Are you in a horror punk band? Do you wanna be on the next compilation? Are you at least as good as PSYCHO 13? Then email me at TreyofToday@yahoo.com. Also, if any of you maniacs want to send me pics in costumes or spooky poems or scary stories; email TreyofToday@yahoo.com

Get in touch soon, and look for Mayhem on Friday, September 13. Speaking of PSYCHO 13, the remnants of them will be playing with Raleigh rockers, KIFF at Chapel of Bones in Raleigh, you old fucks might know the venue as The Maywood or Volume 11. Maybe I’ll be there with my “monkey paw.”

Enjoy PSYCHO 13’s  I Bury The Living 7” ep on Audiomack for free here

Of course the next zine will feature your favorite clowns.

And if you are into kinky clowns, we can work your next adult party if you’re not afraid of clowns.

And follow all the links on the sidebar to download the previous issue of  Murder & Mayhem Records’ Punk Zine.

Submit scary punk shit to TreyofToday@yahoo.com NOW!

  

I DRINK A LOT! and give little fux

 Hey, if you got some Mayhem in the mail, consider it a promo or first edition. Half of the promo cd's are wrong and the track that's all static is: "Sadlack's Heroes" by the LOUTS, so at least I only fucked up Murder & Mayhem's stuff and not anyone important. But, "Sadlck's Heroes" is a great song off The LOUTS / TWO FISTED split 7". It's dedicated to a bar named Sadlack's that was right by the COC house. Slayer Dug would just show up during the day and mosh to no music at all. It was great times; now it's skyscrapers. Fuck this place! Anyway download: THE LOUTS "Sadlacks Heroes" mp3 here on mediafire or you can stream it here: THE LOUTS on audiomack. I'll do you one better and give you the 7" for free art and all; download it here: 

LOUTS / TWO-FISTED split on mediafire

OK, the one other mistake was I had the wrong song from a band named: Bödel. Bödel are d-beat from Sweden; they told me that they picked up a copy of the zine. I don't know where the fuck they did that in Sweden, but I am glad that they did. Y'all will enjoy oi oi oi this banger! Please don't ask me how to say this or what it means but listen to: "Ett folkmord till frukost och en kopp kaffe tack"  download Ett folkmord till frukost och en kopp kaffe tack promo with mp3 and more here , or if you prefer: stream it here.

Bödel

https://instagram.com/bodel_hardcorepunk

https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=61554108637897

https://www.cramada.se

DOWNLOAD THE SUMMER ZINE AND FEATURED SONGS HERE:

Issue 3 Zine pdf and soundfiles on mediafire

or stream the compilation here:

Stream album on Audiomack

and download just the pdf of zine:

https://www.mediafire.com/file/0i8ov96sumis3y4/punk_zine_summer_issue_.pdf/file

That's it, y'all! Check your mailboxes or look around Raleigh for the zine.

INEPT "4th of July" the official song of summer

Make INEPT "4th of July" the song of the summer; it's song 1 of the Summer Luvin compilation

 

Stream "4th of July" on audiomack

download mp3 of "4th of July" on mediafire

if you just hate youtube you can download this video file directly on mediafire here

And you can download the pdf of the zine and all 21 songs on the compilation Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine: Summer Luvin Edishun zine and comp on mediafire here

The New Issue Is Out! Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine: Summer Luvin'

It took a bit longer than I expected as responsibilities keep us from doing what we like. The zine and compilation album is out now! There's an interview and a haiku from Mykel Board, who the old punks will remember from "You're Wrong" in Maximum Rocknroll. Mykel is a big fan, but he said on his blog that there were no genitals in the last issue; well, Mykel, You're wrong! Look again! If you missed the last issue, "Is Risen," download that issue's pdf here. and see if you can find my junk; it's small.

NOW, this blog  post is a companion to the zine as there are show reviews, a compilation album, and a whole lot of small font, y'all can't read! So go to Sorry State Records, Panther Lake, or other places in the Triangle are and find a zine or send me money on paypay $2 zine only $4 with cd $8 with tape or download the pdf of the zine and the mp3's from mediafire for fucking free, but paper is punker! 

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE LASTEST ISSUE OF MURDER & MAYHEM"S PUNK ZINE pdf download

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE MP3's from the compilation

The compilation has classic from INEPT; REGURGISTATE; THE DIRTY POLITICIANS; THE LOUTS and returning are THE (un)CIVIL SOCIETY: DEAD STUFF; LONE CREEP; DWIGHT HAWKINS; there's debuts from SHIT TAX; RIVER CITY REJECTS; DEAD BABY BIRTHDAY PARTY, and I am honored to present, BÖDEL  and the single, "Bilan Faller" ; BÖDEL is Swedish d-beat and who doesn't like that shit? check them out please! BÖDEL www.cramada.se go to their webpage      Then there are tracks by famous punks who have been mentioned in the zine b4, as well as a TREY OF TODAY joint. Of course, the cd and tape will have much more; go to https://audiomack.com/treyoftoday/album/summer-zine-comp if you would prefer to stream for free or download all the mp3's here

After you have downloaded the comp and zine This post will fill in the blanks and provide you all the audio and video stimuli you desire.

Mayhem Fest @ Panther Lake; Willow Spring fall '24 

Mayhem fest needs performers, vendors, anyone! If y'all are within a day's drive of Raleigh, check out Panther Lake facebook now you see Panther Lake is a millpond with all we need for a great show. There is a stage, electricity, bathrooms, y'all can camp, we'll cook burgers and tofu dogs, drink beers, and smoke weed, and maybe catch a "foul-mouth bass." 

 

Look seriously, we have fun at Panther Lake; take a look at these next two videos:

Y'all see we party.

But we need punk and hardcore out there. You see Samme, from REGURGISTATE is what makes Panther Lake awesome. Samme was involved in anti racist action; food not bombs; and diy punk for over 30 years. He's got lots on his plate and kids and stuff so cant get out much, so let's bring bands to him! C'mon all you d-beat bands! POLLUTE, y'all would be perfect! Anyone on Sorry State Records or Grave Mistake would be more than welcomed; we'd be honored to have SCARECROW join in the kaos (i think y'all played there b4). Any of you c'mon, bring a tent! Sleep in your van; we'll cook for you and provide beers; if you need gas money, let us know. Serious as fuck MAYHEM FEST! Late Sept / early October, maybe MYKEL BOARD can come down and start some shit. I dunno whoever; c'mon y'all! I know we got lurkers here; maybe it's time for another DIRTY POLITICIANS reunion or maybe Senor 13 can stop being 2 kewl and BLOOD RED RIVER can play by the lake; that would be action-adventure, but they will need to play some PSYCHO 13 or they could gtfo. Seriously, Panther Lake do it for REGURGISTATE; for MAYEM! Only 16 miles from downtown Raleigh, anything goes except racism, sexism, and that bullshit...

Look how fucking awesome Reguristate was:

courtesy of Andy Miller; goddamn. I miss The Caboose in Garner, NC

ok, now that my invitation to Mayhem fest is complete, the zine has lotsa show reviews. So here are videos for the shows reviewed:

CIRCLE JERKS in Raleigh

GEEKED in Chapel Hill @ Local 506

ABSOLUT in Raleigh

DAIKAIJU in Raleigh

DELETAR in Raleigh

RAVE @ PANTHER LAKE; we were trying to attract extra terrestrials 

THE CHISEL in Chapel Hill 

THE CHISEL were fucking awesome! Here is a special for my blog readers: download a video from that same show here, never seen b4 or uploaded, you can be the first to put it on YouTube, credit THE CHISEL, the LOcal 506, and Rhiannon Revenge, speaking of the sexy Mizz Mayhem, she doesn't know why more of y'all don't want to see her boobs out in clown make up as she whips my little dick. If you are into weird shit like that here's a short clip: crazy topless punk clown whipping a pathetic wittol

now the haiku from poet, punk, and author; Mykel Board:

at the urinal --

young man on a iPhone,

misses

-Mykel Board

 

OK y'all once again here are all the important links and stuff:

Bodel facebook or www.cramada.se

The (un)Civil Society https://theuncivilsociety.com/

HFY REcords https://www.hfyrecords.com/

Dead Stuff https://deadstuff.bandcamp.com

River City Rejects https://www.facebook.com/rivercity rejects

LONe CreeP https://lonecreep.bandcamp.com/

Shit Tax https://www.instagram.com/shittax_mtl/

Dead Baby Birthday Party https://deadbabybirthdayparty.bandcamp.com/

I'd also like to thank Jeff Ott, Samme, Liberty Lovecat, Dwight Hawkins, and of course Jared from INEPT and A-Team Records; he has a new book Down The Punk Rock Highway check out YAGE PUNK COLLECTIVE FACEBOOK GROUP or go here Punk rock highway

Mykel Board, the reason this blog exists https://mykelsblog.blogspot.com/

Kyle Nonneman https://apothelema.blogspot.com/

last time the compilation is available to download https://www.mediafire.com/file/vgb513rql7ikkvd/SummerComp.zip/file or stream at: https://audiomack.com/treyoftoday/album/summer-zine-comp

until next time......... Take it sleazy, Trey of Today 

 

NC Show Listing

 I found a list of shows in North Carolina, titled: “All Things Hard, Harsh & Heavy” compiled by: rstamey@hotmail.com

Whoever they are, they are awesome for doing this. I will definitely make some copies and make sure they are at Panther Lake, Sorry State Records, and whatever other bar or tattoo place I stumble into. 

Here’s the list:

                                         

One show not listed, which I will be at, with the summer’s issue of Murder & Mayhem’s Zine is on June 12th, in Durham. My two favorite local bands: POLLUTE and GEEKED

Also UPCHUCK! is playing in Durham on July 25th.

& for you PSYCHO 13 fiends, BLOOD RED RIVER is playing the Cave on May 18th, but who the fuck would want to see them when DAIKAIJU is playing two blocks away at the Local 506? 

If you want to get a taste of nostalgia before the BLOOD RED RIVER show this weekend, stream Murder & Mayhem’s 4th release: the I Bury the Living ep on audiomack

stream PSYCHO 13 on audiomackiomack here: 

STREAM 13 on audiomack

Please let me know any other shows y'all want me to list on here, and we are trying to book a MAYHEM FEST at Panther Lake in September or October. Any hardcore, punk, metal bands interested in playing near Raleigh and camping, barbecuing, drinking, getting stoned, and spreading subversion and creating chaos, PLEASE GET IN TOUCH! It'll be hella rad, maybe will have performances by Trey of Today, Johnny Wylde, and Rhiannon Revenge! Who knows what can happen in a swamp down south, MAYHEM FEST! needs you, Mayhem se necisita groupos de punk o hardcore para jugar Mayhem Fest en Raleigh.

Happy 4/20! You Kunts!

 I have been meaning  to update this shit, but I have a life! I've been going to shows, playing bass, catching bass, eating ass, working, twerking, jerking, studying, and getting high! So 4give me and enjoy oi oi oi some videos of some shows that I went to recently. Read the next issue of Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine 4 show reviews and shit talking! Look for it this summer until then, get high and listen to DAIKAIJU, my new favorite band, I saw them last week on my birthday, they were hella rad and so was NITE-NITE, whose bassist bought me a delicious shot of tequila and then produced a mickey's grenade. 

                                               my bud is flame, but on 4/15/2024 in Raleigh, 

DAIKAIJU provided the fire

GEEKED was fun as fuck,

what the hell is "egg-punk"

would the Angry Somoans be "egg punk?"

what about the Meatmen?

what ever happened to the word "goofcore?"

Fuck it, I saw GEEKED with TEEN MORTGAGE on 4/6/24, it rocked!

You know who doesn't rock?

The CIRCLE JERKS

I hate K. Morris! But for an unbiased review of the show read Jeff's take in the Sorry State Records' Newsletter on April 8th, 2024, I agree, but for you nostalgic, commercial, and posers, here's some footage:

Unlike the Sorry State shit-workers, I was not comped tix to The ADOLESCENTS show; I had to go sell records to Sorry State, to afford to see Jeff's band, SCARECROW; he treated me honestly and fairly. So if you need some meth or money for a show check out Sorry State in downtown Raleigh; Jeff will treat you well. I will trade shitty POLICE records to see ABSOLUT and DESTRUCT anyday! THis is punk:

I will have to go to Sorry State in the next day or two to sell some MISFITS and CRASS so I can see SCARECROW again, with DELETAR!

So if you are in Raleigh on 4/22, go to KINGS! I will be there; say hello and I'll give you a zine, if you can't make it, please download the latest issue of Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine Murder & Mayhem IS RISEN here or the MP3's for the compilation here IS RISEN compilation featuring BORN AGAINST, DROPDEAD, THE LOUTS, and more mp3's

or stream on audiomack

and make sure to catch DELETAR on their US tour

Happy Spring Equinox! Murder & Mayhem Is Risen! Links to free downloads of zine and a special gift

The new issue of Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine and compilation is out! Maybe you were one of the first ones to get a copy at the SULTRY show in Chapel Hill last weekend; SULTRY and POLLUTE were great! So were the other bands, but I was disappointed that OVERGROWN THRONE is no longer; they were the best thing from Chapel Hill, since Murder & Mayhem favorite, THE DIRTY POLITICIANS. Keep your eyes out at shows for the new zine: or download the pdf here, but paper is punker! You can PayPal me me and send me $1.50 for a physical zine; also have CD's and Cassettes available for purchase;  you can stream the Is Risen album on audiomack here but once again, physical media is punker and has much more shit including some A-sides. Anyway, get ahold of the zine soon, just by looking at it, you become punker. BUT you must be punk to start or else it is just confusing nonsense. 

                                                      as always, get in touch if you want 2 be part of the summer issue

NOW ENJOY Oi Oi Oi Chapel Hill's the Dirty Politicians and don't say we never gave u nuttin'

Download The Dirty Politicians' CD here: A Vote For The Dirty Politcians cd.zip Download has 10 mp3's and artwork.

If you prefer their first 7" NEW AGE, who could blame you? Most punk bands' best shit is their first 7" or demo! I found the case for THE DIRTY POLITCIANS demo tape from 1998; I was so bummed when it wasn't in there. I would do a lot to get ahold of that tape! Even in mp3 form. Anyway download:

DIRTY POLITICIANS New Age 7" here 

includes 4 mp3's and album art

IF you prefer to stream go to:

stream New Age on audiomack

Enjoy the spring! Happy Easter, Asshole! Make Mayhem! 

Please PAYPAL ME $$$$$$ donate to Mayhem!

So I can drink more beer and print more zines

If you don’t want to give money away,

Cds; cassettes; zines; records; and custom videos are available; we can make all your punk rock dreams kum tru

Happy St Paddy's Day where would I be without Patty Punk?

 In 1998, on my 21st birthday I saw THE DROPKICK MURPHY'S and went out and got a Guinness label with "Barroom Hero" written across it. 'twas new feelin', I do enjoy oi oi the DM's but like most good bands, their first album was the best Do or Die is fuckin' amazing, I just finished lissenin 2 it, and thought about about how the DMs were kick ass, but the shit they inspired was so overdone in the MySpace days; who remembers Flatfoot 56? They were fun! Silly as shit, but I just started hanging out with this hot-ass chick that I never thought was that hot, but after this show, and this picture of her, I knew I wanted that honey pot at the end of the rainbow. 

So enuff thinking; it's saint patrick's day! Start Drinking! 

The new zine is out MURDER & MAYHEM IS RISEN! You may have picked up one at a show this past weekend, please Enjoy oi oi oi it! I mailed out a bunch as well; if you're punk, check your mailbox! BUT if you haven't read the premier issue, Murder & Mayhem Is Dead. This is your lucky day, this fairy is giving you Murder & Mayhem Records' classic: DRUNK'S NOT DEAD  featuring 4 songs about drinking, including: The Louts, Boot Militia, the Bad Preachers, and Die Strohsacke. So get drunk. stay punk, and always go after that Pot o' Gold (or honey). 

Drunks Not Dead ep (mp3) Murder & Mayhem Is Dead Punk Zine (pdf) artwork of 7" included

Now, get drunk and put on some Pogues! Then write me a dirty limerick! 

The beer was died green!

it was so obscene

the emerald vomit

the chartreuse shit

gross things best left unseen.

Do you hate my poems? Write your own then, motherfucker!

I'll be posting videos and more downloads of shit this week! Get in touch for the zine and comp! But it's only for the punks.

Murder & Mayhem Is Risen!

 Y’all knew that I was up to no good as soon as you heard I was back. Well, here’s another punk as fuk zine with a shitty compilation to go with it! I’ll give u fuckers the link to stream and it’s embedded on this shitty blog’s homepage: Murder & Mayhem is Risen (the album) the cd and cassette have way more shit and some A-sides! And bonus fuck-ups. PayPal me $1 for zine; $4 for zine and cd; or $6.66 for tape and zine. Or just donate to keep punk zines alive! TreyofToday@yahoo.com 

  

Send your address and what you would like Murder & Mayhem is dead or is risen tape or cd

March Mayhem!

Hey y’all,

Just like Jesus and THE PIST, Murder and Mayhem has rez-erekted! Yep; Murder & Mayhem Is Risen! How could it not?  You obviously loved the first issue of the zine, and surprisingly, you all are tone-deaf because I have heard compliments on the comp! I hope you meant it because in 7 days, 1 week, specifically on March 8th, the next project will drop like bombs over Gaza! The zine is full of punk. I mean poems, stories, games, shit-talking, prison art, and maybe even some pussy! The comp will feature awesome 90’s hardcore from well known assholes: BORN AGAINST and DROPDEAD, to old NCHC: REGURGISTATE and INEPT. Then new shit from the misanthropic, LONECREEP and of kourse, it will be spliced with your favorite Murder & Mayhem bands. Of course, some drunk asshole probably will slip some spoken turd on it as well. If you’re in Raleigh, look for it next weekend.  if your punk enuff, start looking in your mailbox around the time you’re blowing up chunks of shamrocks and leprechaun jism. But if I don’t know who the fuck you are, PayPal me $1.50 for the zine and send your address. If you are some weird foreigner, email me and I’ll send you a pdf. The compilation will be $4 on cd and have 77 minutes of various punk noise; the cASSette is $6 ppd, and  has 45 minutes of punk on the B side and the A-side will be filled with randumb A-Sides!!!!! If you don’t get the reference, you ain’t punk! Go away pozer!

To celebrate the release, I am giving you the pages from the first issue, Murder & Mayhem is Dead,  containing the poem: “punk altitude.” To go along with the theme, watch the video of TSOL perform “Code Blue” in Asheville, NC on sept 23, 2023. 

I am also attaching a link to an article from The Mountain Xpress LINK HERe, as some of you think that the CIRCLE JERKS are cool, especially their BLACK FLAG reject, tubi-star singer. Truth is that Jerk keeps punks out of work. Commercial punk aint punk at all. And please, I'm not making fun of him for being old; CIRCLE JERKS haven't been good since 1984. If they had new material, I would sing a different tune, like I wish the cj's would. 

You know who else is commercial punk? NOFX, but at least they were good in 1994; I hope not to see Fat Mike in a club in 20 years singing "linoleum."  I would much rather see Fat Mike sing "Six Pack Girls" on Mykel Board's floor while Joanna Angel kicks him in los testiculos, all while, Board writes haikus, and I get high! That'll be punk, maybe we'll have that adventure in July, stay tuned...

So here you are a sample of Trey of Today poetry, and a song made popular by Suburbia. 

This blog will be updated soon with links to all the bands, writers, and more info. Email me at treyoftoday@yahoo.com  to send me money or love! 

I’m leaving you with a reader submitted  collage, from a prisoner who really wants penpals. I guarantee that you will be surprised what he sends you, so make mAyhEm and communicate with someone out of your circle today. BE PUNk; write A letter to: Kyle Nonneman / Snake River Correctional / 777 Stanton Blvd. / Ontario, OR 97914

If you’re real brave tell him that gg Allin was just as fake as Marilyn Manson and how much you love Riot Grrrl; lol, tell me what he says to that and I’ll send you a Circle Jerks button for your jacket! 

More prison art, poems, and shit talking in the zine next weekend! Precum it today!

The only thing I’m lacking, to make it great would be a haiku about…. So if anyone can send me a haiku; I will by them a beer or bedbug bomb. Fuck, it’s March 1st; let me go  see what Mykel wrote about this month. Keep checking back for updates, random thoughts, and overflow from the zine. There will also be new YouTube videos and other fucking nonsense going on too! 

Go now: make more mayhem, morons! 

Happy Birthday! Mykel Board

 Hoy es el 31 de enero de 2024. So I must say happy birthday to my favorite writer, Mykel Board. I just finished reading Even a Daughter Is Better Than Nothing; I was thoroughly entertained and rarely grossed out. Board is also an accomplished haiku-ist, but us old punks know him from "You're Wrong" back when MRR was a thing. If you miss his column, he has a blog that's pretty much the same shit: Mykel's BLOG.

He was the inaugural centerfold for Murder & Mayhem's Zine, but more than that he's a rockstar! I made a playlist of Board doing various things on utube, including singing for ARTLESS.  Check it out my playlist for when ur Board

Buy his books here: thriftbooks-M.Board 

I will meet Mykel this summer if the dark lord allows.

Baywatch II, now it's sexy

Murder & Mayhem Records Presents: The Punk Blog

 Oi! This is the first blog post so we'll start with a brief intro. Murder & Mayhem started in '98 by Trey of Today and Dave of RegurgistAte. We put out five ep's: THE LOUTS Raleigh's Finest; THE DIRTY POLITICIANS "New Age"; Drunk's Not Dead compilation; PSYCHO 13 "I Bury The Living"; THE LOUTS / TWO-FISTED split. 

More recently, I have teamed up with Jared of YAGE Records and made a zine with a compilation featuring those bands plus: INEPT; REGURGISTATE; BLOWNAPART BASTARDS; MOLD, and more. 

The next issue and comp is planned for March, so if you are in a DIY band and think it would be cool to be on a 90's style cd-r, cassette comp, please get in touch! Same goes for writers! 

Here's a commercial; The spokesperson is hot AF!

The zine is free! If you want a physical copy get in touch with your address; I'll send you a zine. If you want a tape or cd, I will have to charge you $6.66, but you get the 20 song comp plus more and the tape gets the B side blank, 45 minutes of  blank tape so y'all can record your own noises. The CD will have 77 minutes of punk fucking shit you that might be new 2 u so yeah. We can work out the details just hit me up!

All of the Murder & Mayhem Discography as well as much of Yage's is available to stream at https://audiomack.com/treyoftoday. 

Also checkout my favorite writer's blog, Mykel Board's post-MRR blog. If you haven't read him since Maximum RocknRoll, go see what he's complaining about lately.

Also check out Suburban Utopia Projects and THE UNCIVIL SOCIETY. They are doing very interesting DIY shit; weird! I like! There will be some on the next comp 4 sure. If y'all want to as well email me: TreyofToday@yahoo.com so we can spread subversion and create chaos everywhere.