This is a NSFW, adults only XXXmas gift: a Samhain Sucking Video, featuring Ms. Frankenstein and some Fiend. I'm sure that some of you will have a white christmas after doing the five knuckle shuffle to it.
In zine news, I am too busy chasing off haints, roasting wild game, catching trout (maybe some of the trouser variety later) to be putting this zine together. It will be done, but I lost stamps and other shit in my run to the hills. I promise that the next issue of M@yhem. will kick fucking ass! There maybe a movie accompanying it, and of course, there will be homemade porn.
Making Mayhem costs money; I'm broke. If you want to help spread subversion and want more Mayhem, please open your heart this holiday season, and help an aging punk make a shitty zine by sending money Paypal me @murderandmayhem
I know that I haven’t hollered at y’all in a while, but I’ve been hella busy. I left the city and live in the Smoky Mountains now. It’s winter, officially, so I’ve been cutting firewood, cooking deer burgers and bear stew, and scaring boo-jums off. There will be more MayheM, but for now, enjoy oi! Oi! Oi! The Soltice, and have a belated Happy Spanksgiving!
The XXXmas Murder & Mayhem Special plus the last issue of the zine will be out soon, so stay tuned! BUTT the last issue will be exclusively distributed to loyal readers that as actually give a fuck!
Instead of voting for Mark Robinson, you should listen to the DIRTY POLITICIANS, you can dowload their 7” from 1999 on Murder & Mayhem Records MP3s and artwork here: dirty p record.zip or stream it on audiomack here.
The Dirty Politicians were fucking awesome! This was by far the greatest Murder & Mayhem release, They also had another record, a Vote for…, you can download itHere.Anyway all politicians suck! So this Tuesday, stay home, listen to The Dirty Politicians, and watch some weird clown porn. Really if you must vote, don’t vote for Mark Robinson, and for president do as Mykel Board does, and write-in: Sid Yiddish. Personally I’ve accepted Mykel Board as dictator, as “I’m so Board With the USA.” Check out Board’s blog Here; I agree with his points on education, and that all presidents suck! So Tuesday, have fun and don’t vote, don’t watch the news, just read zines, and do anything but your civic duty!
Here it is, Halloween night! Eggs were thrown at pigs, candy was poisoned, and hell was bought to earth once again! Now it’s time to kick back and read Murder & Mayhem’s Halloween Zine; you can download the PDF of mediafire here.
Watch these videos, get fucked up, and the do fucked up shit!
If y'all haven't got the Murder & Mayhem Halloween Zine yet, y'all need to PayPal me $2.00 @murdeandmayhem or send more money for custom porn, oh yeah the zine is free if you find it laying around in some record store or some shit like that or you can download the pdf of it here: Samhain zine .pdf and you can download the 13 song compilation HALLOWEEN comp here or stream it on audiomack here. It features: KIFF; WHY,WHY?, RIOT DIVISION, DEAD STUFF, and of course the LOUTS and PSYCHO 13!
Not only does the zine include KIFF; there's also poetry. The great poet and writer of "You're Wrong" in Maximum Rock n' Roll, Mykel Board gave us this horror(ible) haiku:
There's also an interview with Board, and other old school asshole, Andy from KIFF. Check them out on youtube;
Andy was a regular show promoter at the Caboose, the best fucking punk club ever! Check out his YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@2tough2die and see some Murder & Mayhem greats such as the LOUTS and REGURGISTATE. Watch REGURGISTATE live at the Caboose here:
Speaking of REGURGISTATE most of you missed Mayhem Fest and me jamming with SamMe at Panther Lake; the bats fucking loved it! DWIGHT HAWKINS played a rare electric set! Download Dwight's demo here, and I'm trying to talk Dwight into coming up for a Smokey Mountain Mayhem XXXmas! I hope it will be more fun than Mayhem Fest was. That's right y'all! We left dem swamps down east and just like Helene, we bought Mayhem 2 the mountains but more on that later; now, it's time to expand on the Halloween Zine, theme, here are some new pics, unfortunately, the fire Marshall said the local honkey-tonk was overfilled so we had to celebrate Mayhem our own way:
Look y’all, it’s midnight; with moving and much mayhem, plus it’s spooky season! Winter is coming, but happy fall y’all. Just download the zine or find it at Soery State or some shithole like that! If you do, you’ll get a sexy, Samhain, slutty suprise That’s nsfw or for good tastes. I’m too busy too elaborate, I wanted to do much more for this, the greatest season of them all, but don’t worry, we’ll be having a bi fire and carving pumpkins, and treating tricksters, and making mayhem! Go egg some houses, y’all the devil tells you to!
Now that the Murder & Mayhem's Halloween Zine has been distributed and Mayhem Fest has come to an end, it is time to give this shit to everyone for fucking free! Here's the link to download the zine on mediafire:
There is much more to tell you, so watch this blog in the final days of this Samhain Season for more more ghastly delights. If you want the paper copy, it's $2.00 or trade 4 ur stoopid zine! The next post will dive deeper into what the paper copy couldn't fit. I leave you with some sexy graveyard goth pics.
Happy Fall Y’all! I know it’s short notice but come to Willow Spring, NC this Sunday the 13 th (spooky) and enjoy oi! Oi! Oi! The beautiful weather and atmosphere of Panther Lake. Dwight Hawkins will play bluegrass; Trey of Today will smoke grass, and if we’re lucky Mizz Mayhem will shake her ass! It’s 3 parties in one! Starts about 5 pm but come earlier and spend the day (or night) at the Punk paradise, Panther Lake, only 16 minutes from downtown Raleigh. Ask a (old) punk for info. We’ll set up the grill, bring something to cook! We prefer to burn the rich. It’s an open mic punk picnic, we’ll have cheap ass instruments; if you perform, you get beer. If you are a real band like GEEKEd or Pollute. We’ll buy your gas and more! KIFF, y’all too!
Come out Sunday, have fun!
Come get your issue of the new zine plus other give aways!
