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Next issue and compilation is due out in March. We are accepting all contributions both writing and music in the month of February. Get involved! Contact me at treyoftoday@yahoo.com.
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Happy 4/20! You Kunts!

 I have been meaning  to update this shit, but I have a life! I've been going to shows, playing bass, catching bass, eating ass, working, twerking, jerking, studying, and getting high! So 4give me and enjoy oi oi oi some videos of some shows that I went to recently. Read the next issue of Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine 4 show reviews and shit talking! Look for it this summer until then, get high and listen to DAIKAIJU, my new favorite band, I saw them last week on my birthday, they were hella rad and so was NITE-NITE, whose bassist bought me a delicious shot of tequila and then produced a mickey's grenade. 

                                               my bud is flame, but on 4/15/2024 in Raleigh, 
DAIKAIJU provided the fire

GEEKED was fun as fuck,
what the hell is "egg-punk"
would the Angry Somoans be "egg punk?"
what about the Meatmen?
what ever happened to the word "goofcore?"
Fuck it, I saw GEEKED with TEEN MORTGAGE on 4/6/24, it rocked!


You know who doesn't rock?

The CIRCLE JERKS

I hate K. Morris! But for an unbiased review of the show read Jeff's take in the Sorry State Records' Newsletter on April 8th, 2024, I agree, but for you nostalgic, commercial, and posers, here's some footage:


Unlike the Sorry State shit-workers, I was not comped tix to The ADOLESCENTS show; I had to go sell records to Sorry State, to afford to see Jeff's band, SCARECROW; he treated me honestly and fairly. So if you need some meth or money for a show check out Sorry State in downtown Raleigh; Jeff will treat you well. I will trade shitty POLICE records to see ABSOLUT and DESTRUCT anyday! THis is punk:


I will have to go to Sorry State in the next day or two to sell some MISFITS and CRASS so I can see SCARECROW again, with DELETAR!


So if you are in Raleigh on 4/22, go to KINGS! I will be there; say hello and I'll give you a zine, if you can't make it, please download the latest issue of Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine Murder & Mayhem IS RISEN here or the MP3's for the compilation here IS RISEN compilation featuring BORN AGAINST, DROPDEAD, THE LOUTS, and more mp3's



or stream on audiomack

and make sure to catch DELETAR on their US tour



Shows coming up near Raleigh, NC

 Here are some shows coming up soon in the Triangle area. If your band is coming by, please let me know!





And if you need a place to play in North Carolina, get in touch; you can play Panther Lake,..

and maybe, even, catch a "Foul Mouthed Bass" mp3

Happy Spring Equinox! Murder & Mayhem Is Risen! Links to free downloads of zine and a special gift

The new issue of Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine and compilation is out! Maybe you were one of the first ones to get a copy at the SULTRY show in Chapel Hill last weekend; SULTRY and POLLUTE were great! So were the other bands, but I was disappointed that OVERGROWN THRONE is no longer; they were the best thing from Chapel Hill, since Murder & Mayhem favorite, THE DIRTY POLITICIANS. Keep your eyes out at shows for the new zine: or download the pdf here, but paper is punker! You can PayPal me me and send me $1.50 for a physical zine; also have CD's and Cassettes available for purchase;  you can stream the Is Risen album on audiomack here but once again, physical media is punker and has much more shit including some A-sides. Anyway, get ahold of the zine soon, just by looking at it, you become punker. BUT you must be punk to start or else it is just confusing nonsense. 
                                                      as always, get in touch if you want 2 be part of the summer issue

NOW ENJOY Oi Oi Oi Chapel Hill's the Dirty Politicians and don't say we never gave u nuttin'


Download The Dirty Politicians' CD here: A Vote For The Dirty Politcians cd.zip Download has 10 mp3's and artwork.

If you prefer their first 7" NEW AGE, who could blame you? Most punk bands' best shit is their first 7" or demo! I found the case for THE DIRTY POLITCIANS demo tape from 1998; I was so bummed when it wasn't in there. I would do a lot to get ahold of that tape! Even in mp3 form. Anyway download:
includes 4 mp3's and album art
IF you prefer to stream go to:

Enjoy the spring! Happy Easter, Asshole! Make Mayhem! 
Please PAYPAL ME $$$$$$ donate to Mayhem!
So I can drink more beer and print more zines
If you don’t want to give money away,
Cds; cassettes; zines; records; and custom videos are available; we can make all your punk rock dreams kum tru




Happy St Paddy's Day where would I be without Patty Punk?

 In 1998, on my 21st birthday I saw THE DROPKICK MURPHY'S and went out and got a Guinness label with "Barroom Hero" written across it. 'twas new feelin', I do enjoy oi oi the DM's but like most good bands, their first album was the best Do or Die is fuckin' amazing, I just finished lissenin 2 it, and thought about about how the DMs were kick ass, but the shit they inspired was so overdone in the MySpace days; who remembers Flatfoot 56? They were fun! Silly as shit, but I just started hanging out with this hot-ass chick that I never thought was that hot, but after this show, and this picture of her, I knew I wanted that honey pot at the end of the rainbow. 

So enuff thinking; it's saint patrick's day! Start Drinking! 

The new zine is out MURDER & MAYHEM IS RISEN! You may have picked up one at a show this past weekend, please Enjoy oi oi oi it! I mailed out a bunch as well; if you're punk, check your mailbox! BUT if you haven't read the premier issue, Murder & Mayhem Is Dead. This is your lucky day, this fairy is giving you Murder & Mayhem Records' classic: DRUNK'S NOT DEAD  featuring 4 songs about drinking, including: The Louts, Boot Militia, the Bad Preachers, and Die Strohsacke. So get drunk. stay punk, and always go after that Pot o' Gold (or honey). 

Drunks Not Dead ep (mp3) Murder & Mayhem Is Dead Punk Zine (pdf) artwork of 7" included


Now, get drunk and put on some Pogues! Then write me a dirty limerick! 

The beer was died green!
it was so obscene
the emerald vomit
the chartreuse shit
gross things best left unseen.

Do you hate my poems? Write your own then, motherfucker!

I'll be posting videos and more downloads of shit this week! Get in touch for the zine and comp! But it's only for the punks.


Murder & Mayhem Is Risen!


 Y’all knew that I was up to no good as soon as you heard I was back. Well, here’s another punk as fuk zine with a shitty compilation to go with it! I’ll give u fuckers the link to stream and it’s embedded on this shitty blog’s homepage: Murder & Mayhem is Risen (the album) the cd and cassette have way more shit and some A-sides! And bonus fuck-ups. PayPal me $1 for zine; $4 for zine and cd; or $6.66 for tape and zine. Or just donate to keep punk zines alive! TreyofToday@yahoo.com 

  
Send your address and what you would like Murder & Mayhem is dead or is risen tape or cd




March Mayhem!

Hey y’all,

Just like Jesus and THE PIST, Murder and Mayhem has rez-erekted! Yep; Murder & Mayhem Is Risen! How could it not?  You obviously loved the first issue of the zine, and surprisingly, you all are tone-deaf because I have heard compliments on the comp! I hope you meant it because in 7 days, 1 week, specifically on March 8th, the next project will drop like bombs over Gaza! The zine is full of punk. I mean poems, stories, games, shit-talking, prison art, and maybe even some pussy! The comp will feature awesome 90’s hardcore from well known assholes: BORN AGAINST and DROPDEAD, to old NCHC: REGURGISTATE and INEPT. Then new shit from the misanthropic, LONECREEP and of kourse, it will be spliced with your favorite Murder & Mayhem bands. Of course, some drunk asshole probably will slip some spoken turd on it as well. If you’re in Raleigh, look for it next weekend.  if your punk enuff, start looking in your mailbox around the time you’re blowing up chunks of shamrocks and leprechaun jism. But if I don’t know who the fuck you are, PayPal me $1.50 for the zine and send your address. If you are some weird foreigner, email me and I’ll send you a pdf. The compilation will be $4 on cd and have 77 minutes of various punk noise; the cASSette is $6 ppd, and  has 45 minutes of punk on the B side and the A-side will be filled with randumb A-Sides!!!!! If you don’t get the reference, you ain’t punk! Go away pozer!

To celebrate the release, I am giving you the pages from the first issue, Murder & Mayhem is Dead,  containing the poem: “punk altitude.” To go along with the theme, watch the video of TSOL perform “Code Blue” in Asheville, NC on sept 23, 2023. 

I am also attaching a link to an article from The Mountain Xpress LINK HERe, as some of you think that the CIRCLE JERKS are cool, especially their BLACK FLAG reject, tubi-star singer. Truth is that Jerk keeps punks out of work. Commercial punk aint punk at all. And please, I'm not making fun of him for being old; CIRCLE JERKS haven't been good since 1984. If they had new material, I would sing a different tune, like I wish the cj's would. 

You know who else is commercial punk? NOFX, but at least they were good in 1994; I hope not to see Fat Mike in a club in 20 years singing "linoleum."  I would much rather see Fat Mike sing "Six Pack Girls" on Mykel Board's floor while Joanna Angel kicks him in los testiculos, all while, Board writes haikus, and I get high! That'll be punk, maybe we'll have that adventure in July, stay tuned...

So here you are a sample of Trey of Today poetry, and a song made popular by Suburbia. 







This blog will be updated soon with links to all the bands, writers, and more info. Email me at treyoftoday@yahoo.com  to send me money or love! 

I’m leaving you with a reader submitted  collage, from a prisoner who really wants penpals. I guarantee that you will be surprised what he sends you, so make mAyhEm and communicate with someone out of your circle today. BE PUNk; write A letter to: Kyle Nonneman / Snake River Correctional / 777 Stanton Blvd. / Ontario, OR 97914
If you’re real brave tell him that gg Allin was just as fake as Marilyn Manson and how much you love Riot Grrrl; lol, tell me what he says to that and I’ll send you a Circle Jerks button for your jacket! 


More prison art, poems, and shit talking in the zine next weekend! Precum it today!

The only thing I’m lacking, to make it great would be a haiku about…. So if anyone can send me a haiku; I will by them a beer or bedbug bomb. Fuck, it’s March 1st; let me go  see what Mykel wrote about this month. Keep checking back for updates, random thoughts, and overflow from the zine. There will also be new YouTube videos and other fucking nonsense going on too! 

Go now: make more mayhem, morons! 






Have Another Happy Made-Up Consumer Holiday

In honor of Valentine's Day & Jared 4skin's birthday, here is an appropriate link

DOWNLOAD 'DRUNK'S NOT DEAD' 7" here with a pdf of Murder & Mayhem's Punk Zine Issue 0



Or if you prefer here is the youtube:


or stream the ep on AudioMack


I figured all the punx would be having anti valentine's celebrations and needed some shitty music and bathroom reading material.                  

                                                           Download just the zine pdf here

It is time for me to spend time with my valentine.









The next issue of Murder & Mayhem Presents: Zine & Album is almost complete; will be out in early March we still need sponsors/advertisers. Also: Se quiere punk en espanol (cantar o escribir). 

Happy Birthday! Mykel Board

 Hoy es el 31 de enero de 2024. So I must say happy birthday to my favorite writer, Mykel Board. I just finished reading Even a Daughter Is Better Than Nothing; I was thoroughly entertained and rarely grossed out. Board is also an accomplished haiku-ist, but us old punks know him from "You're Wrong" back when MRR was a thing. If you miss his column, he has a blog that's pretty much the same shit: Mykel's BLOG.

He was the inaugural centerfold for Murder & Mayhem's Zine, but more than that he's a rockstar! I made a playlist of Board doing various things on utube, including singing for ARTLESS.  Check it out my playlist for when ur Board

Buy his books here: thriftbooks-M.Board 

I will meet Mykel this summer if the dark lord allows.

Baywatch II, now it's sexy


Murder & Mayhem Records Presents: The Punk Blog

 Oi! This is the first blog post so we'll start with a brief intro. Murder & Mayhem started in '98 by Trey of Today and Dave of RegurgistAte. We put out five ep's: THE LOUTS Raleigh's Finest; THE DIRTY POLITICIANS "New Age"; Drunk's Not Dead compilation; PSYCHO 13 "I Bury The Living"; THE LOUTS / TWO-FISTED split. 

More recently, I have teamed up with Jared of YAGE Records and made a zine with a compilation featuring those bands plus: INEPT; REGURGISTATE; BLOWNAPART BASTARDS; MOLD, and more. 

The next issue and comp is planned for March, so if you are in a DIY band and think it would be cool to be on a 90's style cd-r, cassette comp, please get in touch! Same goes for writers! 

Here's a commercial; The spokesperson is hot AF!

The zine is free! If you want a physical copy get in touch with your address; I'll send you a zine. If you want a tape or cd, I will have to charge you $6.66, but you get the 20 song comp plus more and the tape gets the B side blank, 45 minutes of  blank tape so y'all can record your own noises. The CD will have 77 minutes of punk fucking shit you that might be new 2 u so yeah. We can work out the details just hit me up!

All of the Murder & Mayhem Discography as well as much of Yage's is available to stream at https://audiomack.com/treyoftoday

Also checkout my favorite writer's blog, Mykel Board's post-MRR blog. If you haven't read him since Maximum RocknRoll, go see what he's complaining about lately.

Also check out Suburban Utopia Projects and THE UNCIVIL SOCIETY. They are doing very interesting DIY shit; weird! I like! There will be some on the next comp 4 sure. If y'all want to as well email me: TreyofToday@yahoo.com so we can spread subversion and create chaos everywhere.