Next issue and compilation is due out in March. We are accepting all contributions both writing and music in the month of February. Get involved! Contact me at treyoftoday@yahoo.com.
In 1998, on my 21st birthday I saw THE DROPKICK MURPHY'S and went out and got a Guinness label with "Barroom Hero" written across it. 'twas new feelin', I do enjoy oi oi the DM's but like most good bands, their first album was the best Do or Die is fuckin' amazing, I just finished lissenin 2 it, and thought about about how the DMs were kick ass, but the shit they inspired was so overdone in the MySpace days; who remembers Flatfoot 56? They were fun! Silly as shit, but I just started hanging out with this hot-ass chick that I never thought was that hot, but after this show, and this picture of her, I knew I wanted that honey pot at the end of the rainbow.
So enuff thinking; it's saint patrick's day! Start Drinking!
The new zine is out MURDER & MAYHEM IS RISEN! You may have picked up one at a show this past weekend, please Enjoy oi oi oi it! I mailed out a bunch as well; if you're punk, check your mailbox! BUT if you haven't read the premier issue, Murder & Mayhem Is Dead. This is your lucky day, this fairy is giving you Murder & Mayhem Records' classic: DRUNK'S NOT DEAD featuring 4 songs about drinking, including: The Louts, Boot Militia, the Bad Preachers, and Die Strohsacke. So get drunk. stay punk, and always go after that Pot o' Gold (or honey).
Just like Jesus and THE PIST, Murder and Mayhem has rez-erekted! Yep; Murder & Mayhem Is Risen! How could it not? You obviously loved the first issue of the zine, and surprisingly, you all are tone-deaf because I have heard compliments on the comp! I hope you meant it because in 7 days, 1 week, specifically on March 8th, the next project will drop like bombs over Gaza! The zine is full of punk. I mean poems, stories, games, shit-talking, prison art, and maybe even some pussy! The comp will feature awesome 90’s hardcore from well known assholes: BORN AGAINST and DROPDEAD, to old NCHC: REGURGISTATE and INEPT. Then new shit from the misanthropic, LONECREEP and of kourse, it will be spliced with your favorite Murder & Mayhem bands. Of course, some drunk asshole probably will slip some spoken turd on it as well. If you’re in Raleigh, look for it next weekend. if your punk enuff, start looking in your mailbox around the time you’re blowing up chunks of shamrocks and leprechaun jism. But if I don’t know who the fuck you are, PayPal me $1.50 for the zine and send your address. If you are some weird foreigner, email me and I’ll send you a pdf. The compilation will be $4 on cd and have 77 minutes of various punk noise; the cASSette is $6 ppd, and has 45 minutes of punk on the B side and the A-side will be filled with randumb A-Sides!!!!! If you don’t get the reference, you ain’t punk! Go away pozer!
To celebrate the release, I am giving you the pages from the first issue, Murder & Mayhem is Dead, containing the poem: “punk altitude.” To go along with the theme, watch the video of TSOL perform “Code Blue” in Asheville, NC on sept 23, 2023.
I am also attaching a link to an article from The Mountain XpressLINK HERe, as some of you think that the CIRCLE JERKS are cool, especially their BLACK FLAG reject, tubi-star singer. Truth is that Jerk keeps punks out of work. Commercial punk aint punk at all. And please, I'm not making fun of him for being old; CIRCLE JERKS haven't been good since 1984. If they had new material, I would sing a different tune, like I wish the cj's would.
You know who else is commercial punk? NOFX, but at least they were good in 1994; I hope not to see Fat Mike in a club in 20 years singing "linoleum." I would much rather see Fat Mike sing "Six Pack Girls" on Mykel Board's floor while Joanna Angel kicks him in los testiculos, all while, Board writes haikus, and I get high! That'll be punk, maybe we'll have that adventure in July, stay tuned...
So here you are a sample of Trey of Today poetry, and a song made popular by Suburbia.
This blog will be updated soon with links to all the bands, writers, and more info. Email me at treyoftoday@yahoo.com to send me money or love!
I’m leaving you with a reader submitted collage, from a prisoner who really wants penpals. I guarantee that you will be surprised what he sends you, so make mAyhEm and communicate with someone out of your circle today. BE PUNk; write A letter to: Kyle Nonneman / Snake River Correctional / 777 Stanton Blvd. / Ontario, OR 97914
If you’re real brave tell him that gg Allin was just as fake as Marilyn Manson and how much you love Riot Grrrl; lol, tell me what he says to that and I’ll send you a Circle Jerks button for your jacket!
More prison art, poems, and shit talking in the zine next weekend! Precum it today!
The only thing I’m lacking, to make it great would be a haiku about…. So if anyone can send me a haiku; I will by them a beer or bedbug bomb. Fuck, it’s March 1st; let me go see what Mykel wrote about this month. Keep checking back for updates, random thoughts, and overflow from the zine. There will also be new YouTube videos and other fucking nonsense going on too!
Hoy es el 31 de enero de 2024. So I must say happy birthday to my favorite writer, Mykel Board. I just finished reading Even a Daughter Is Better Than Nothing; I was thoroughly entertained and rarely grossed out. Board is also an accomplished haiku-ist, but us old punks know him from "You're Wrong" back when MRR was a thing. If you miss his column, he has a blog that's pretty much the same shit: Mykel's BLOG.
He was the inaugural centerfold for Murder & Mayhem's Zine, but more than that he's a rockstar! I made a playlist of Board doing various things on utube, including singing for ARTLESS. Check it out my playlist for when ur Board
